howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

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mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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chickenuqqet:

when you unintentionally insult someone

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renkos:

ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby

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